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nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.
"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."
by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024
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brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
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Dribble nose

Logan Culinane
Logan you’re being such a dribble nose. Stop dribbling.
by Farhcdyh November 30, 2023
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Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17
Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose
by Hancock nose December 11, 2023
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stoner's nose

Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.
Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.

Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.
by stevecurse June 18, 2011
mugGet the stoner's nosemug.

geezer nose

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose
by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016
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National Big Nose Day

National Big Nose Day is held on January 10th. This day focuses and celebrates big nosed people. No matter who you are if you have a big nose we will celebrate it!
National Big Nose Day:
A small nosed person to a big nosed person: Today is National Nose Day, let’s throw a party for you because you have a huge nose!
by Giant Monke August 3, 2022
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