Boo-Boo’s Law

Written by 17th century French Aristocrat “Monsieur Boo-Boo” from the house of “Da Boo”.
“Anytime matter is present, there is an equal chance of things being Boo-Boo”
Essentially, Boo-Boo simply means, shitty, outta whack or just plan stupid.

Monsieur Boo-Boo’s wife just left him for a Prussian man-whore.
“Man this shit is Boo-Boo”
Thus was born Boo-Boo’s law.

by Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern January 21, 2022

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Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

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common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.

Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!

by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017

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Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

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Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

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the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.

As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

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