Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

pre pickle

CUCUMBER! 🥒

🥒 are pre pickles!

by mugz33 June 26, 2021

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012

Sizzling Pickle

When you read something, whether it be a quote, a phrase, a sentence, or a whole novel, and you wish you wrote it. That is a sizzling pickle.

Friend: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"

Me: "Man, that is one sizzling pickle."

by Toni Cupcake December 9, 2012

Pickle locker

Slang term for a vagina.

I told my girlfriend that if she didnt stop side seat driving i was gonna kick her in the pickle locker.

by Jail willy September 26, 2012