parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.

Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!

by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023

Taylor’s Version

Taylor’s Version means that Taylor Swift owns the song / album and gets the money from it. Her first 6 studio albums are owned by Big Machine Records, owned by Scooter Braun.

“Do you want to listen to Treacherous?”
“Of course! Make sure it’s taylor’s version though!”

by SwiftieSwift November 2, 2023

Taylor

It’s some tall hot guy that is probably dating some stupid short girl, he also probably has a massive cock

Taylor: hey
short girl: let’s see that dick

by Michael jackson’s fav June 17, 2022

taylor tierney

a person who is a ruthless murderer. kills every specimen of the bird category, especially geese. will shoot you, and pull your hair out until your scalp starts bleeding.

“what’s a taylor teirney”

a taylor tierney is a ruthless, and stupid murderer.

by Dave Grohls girlfriend December 26, 2021

Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

Taylor

Usually Taylors don’t like to be hugged but once they want one they will get one. Usually brown haired and beautiful. Taylors are funny, nice, loving, caring and very very sexy

Taylor, why can’t you be my girl friend

by Night Dark December 8, 2019