pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader February 24, 2014

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sleep momentum

When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.

*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*

by PogChamp3 April 27, 2023

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Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 10, 2019

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when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 25, 2017

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When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 20, 2020

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When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

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A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up

Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

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