Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.

*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.

by Mike109999 July 24, 2022

Salading

Shouting random incorrect answers during a quiz night in order to mislead opponents.

-I've heard them saying it's Jacob Rees Mogg's son.
-Be careful, they may be salading.

by L_Bishes November 6, 2019

Egg Salad Sandwich

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.

Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!

by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022

sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016

Wedge salad

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser

Curtis is a salad tender

by Flashkk October 4, 2020