The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".
Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*
Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?
Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*
Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?
Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*
Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
by Valigro1021 December 11, 2010
by jason 510 September 01, 2006
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 19, 2011
When a grown man completely shave his mustache and beard off. Leaving a ruff patchy look afterwards. OR, when a man shaves off his mustache, he takes on the look of a predator (rapist)
by full grown beard February 06, 2011
by happychap September 20, 2008
#1 -- "Tasha, Damon ate-raped me last nite -- I woke up at 3 o'clock in there morning and he was down there going for it!"
#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.
#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.
by VaNellie!!!! October 31, 2007
When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
by laughatlisa May 11, 2009