Science Park Highschool

Dogshit “Number 1” school in newark full of black people and a shitty staff

Oh look that fuck nigga goes to science park highschool jump his ass

by BruceSuckEmOff October 29, 2021

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 02, 2017

Inside the park homerun

The act of taking a shit inside of a urinal

“Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

by Hotelgaymario March 05, 2021

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

by M Silvey July 12, 2005

Trailer Park Supervisor

An alcoholic ex cop who is known to harass residents of the trailer park for pursuing their dreams. He is usually seen to hang out with a guy that doesn't wear shirts who thinks he looks cool but actually looks like a dick.

Lahey: "As trailer park supervisor of Sunnyvale you are hereby evicted."

Ricky: "You're a superviser of the drunk."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic May 10, 2018

Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Sunnyvale Trailer Park is a trailer park in Nova Scotia, Canada. Home of the Trailer Park Boys.

DVS: "We're finally gonna put Sunnyvale on the map"

Jim: "I'm Jim Lahey, supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park."

by dannegaozzy December 18, 2014