Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.

by Everythingzen March 08, 2015

Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

california potato chip

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it

i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip

by chris wheeler100 June 23, 2008

Tossin the potato salad

When you lick the ass of another person, but in this case, that person has hemorrhoids, thus creating the feel of a chunky potato salad

This chick had some serious hemorrhoids when I was lickin her asshole, I was definitely tossin the potato salad last nite.

by WizardOfOz123 July 16, 2010

Sweet Potato Fries

Used in the South as a euphemism for fried grasshopper, sweet potato fries can be found from Alabama to Florida and are considered a local delicacy.

Man I gotta find my bug-catching net and head out to the garden because tonight we're having sweet potato fries!

by katooshka March 03, 2009

peel some potatoes

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

by kitsune March 10, 2005