swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz November 11, 2015

the night is beautiful isn't it

the alternative way of telling someone "Im inlove with you"

Tom: The night is beautiful isn't it

by JustYourRandomChick April 08, 2023

Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 09, 2020

Night you out

Knock/ed out, send you into a coma, black out, dizziness, sleeping...

(Coded wording for certain scenarios)

“I’ll night you out”

“Last night I was nighted out”
“Dude got nighted by some cat from the other side of the block”

by Jamal92st October 09, 2020

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023

sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer July 13, 2015

Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 26, 2017