To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 22, 2012
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A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
by Hrvatska Ned December 13, 2014
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Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself
You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.
by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008
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Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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keep your pimp leg shakeing

when a man who is a pimp gets all his females and macks with them in front of everybody
OOOOOOOOO!!!! Doug da pimp is keeping his pimp leg shakeing
by pimp daddy dollars August 17, 2004
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get that snake off your leg

term that was itended to cause people do the snake bite dance originated at boys wreck by marshall and drew. made popular by none other than myself by saying it at random times. most thought it had a sexual preference but it clearly dosent. it was stolen and made into a profitable money making slogan by one certian person that knows who he is. became extremely popular and my best hopes are that it has finally died.
D.A.:"hey buddy you get that snake off your leg"
Lanham:"its just a garter snake"
by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 09, 2004
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If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
by Dubster May 26, 2003
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