An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.
This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.
This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.
MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
Get the beat the dead horsemug. UK usage
1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.
2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.
1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.
2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.
by black flag June 7, 2004
Get the flog a dead horsemug. Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
Get the Living Dead Jewmug. by MITB September 29, 2006
Get the dead cat chilimug. The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.
You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
by Phylldoe November 10, 2020
Get the dead flower policymug. Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
by Goonz March 8, 2013
Get the dead guy dutiesmug. by imschleep August 17, 2017
Get the shake my deadmug.