Gackt Job

1. Full plastic surgery to your face (Nose job, Chin job, etc.)

2. Having sexual intercourse for 8 hours straight.

Yuu::That gackt job was exhausting::

by SunnyBby July 6, 2009

eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming

he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job

by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011

Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

Cell Job

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.

Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."

by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010

At the Job Site

Used when referring to meeting place for booty calls or usual spots where you pick up random women.

Where you at bro?

Im at the job site, hit you back in 20.

by NFO Hijinx October 7, 2010

Tailbone Job

When one thrusts their pelvis into the backside or tailbone of another person.

Drew: Hey Meghan, can I interest you in a tailbone job?

by KStickz October 7, 2010

Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz

his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!

by Hegg November 23, 2010