Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni

yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator

by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020

Penis Clomide

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.

"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."

by fatman47 February 19, 2021

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Penis wilt

When the penis bends

Dam, Jack North has a penis wilt

by eggpoo123 January 11, 2017

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023