beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008

flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.

Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.

by black flag June 7, 2004

Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.

Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.

Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!

by MITB September 29, 2006

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the taint in a male.

Jav was lucky to only to have lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

Phrase was first coined in Irvine, California

by Javi R April 13, 2023

Dead Trim Season

A season of which it is acceptable for mandem to have a dead trim

Tyrone: Look at you with your bowl looking hair cut.
Jamarl: Allow it bruv it’s dead trim season

by UnknownD123 April 16, 2019

Dead n Gone

Died, dead and gone would you miss me?

if i died dead n gone would you miss me?

all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me

"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"

pull up i got heads spinning

"niggas hate me cause' im winning"

since a kid i had a vision

by xxigilzbyKaijo March 12, 2023