Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .

So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.

by Kcboommm September 14, 2025

Player naming bias

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.

“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”

“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”

“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”

This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.

by MCTrApLoRd June 7, 2023

Name

Something you dont give yourself.

You don't get to choose your name or the etymology of it. Having a name isn't the same as thinking you are everything your name is described as, by definition. If it were true that everyone named Michael was defined by the name Michael, then every Michael you ever met would be identical to the next. The same would be true of any other name, if that were true.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session

Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs

by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022