Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.

Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...

by Matthew Hawkins October 26, 2008

John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

Vacay Moment

Swag,this is typically used during vacations when you're having fun

Man I had a great vacation!
What a Vacay Moment

by spider-man raimi November 9, 2020

Serious Moment

When at any random time you say "Serious moment" and everyone looks at each other, whoever laughs looses.

Wow Castle Crashers is awesome i mean like-
Serious Moment
...
AHAH!
CRAP I LOST

by Umm Nigel.. October 18, 2008

Danzel moment

When you or someone whiffs and uses their trash set up and/or wifi as an excuse.

No way he whiffs and blames his mouse, that's such a Danzel moment.

by owentoar6969 January 20, 2022

koblack moment

When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.

Ah, she cropped the photo. She was actually having a Koblack moment.

by locallygrown June 10, 2010

Capcom Moment

When you fuck up any part of a story to the point where nothing is consistent, and I mean nothing.

X5: Three years later
X6: Three weeks after the events of X5
Alia: Mavericks... It's been a long time.
This really be a Capcom Moment.

by Skull Man [DWN-032] December 22, 2020