Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone

Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again

by Krross July 4, 2021

Miked

When someone rudely hijacks a conversation out of nowhere and changes the topic.

I was having a conversation with John C about work and Mike H came in and Miked the shit out of my conversation..

by Warrdick August 7, 2025

Mike

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

by anonymous April 18, 2024