changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns November 05, 2017

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Southern lights

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.

Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?

by CHALKWALKER May 12, 2024

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Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 03, 2014

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Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 06, 2011

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Primal Light

Primal Light is Gravity. It existed before there were exotic elements and what we have come to know as star light. The theory is that Gravity is actually a form of light. The concept was postulated in a paper published in 2020 by a science fiction writer Victor Darnell Hadnot. In the paper it states that before there existed anything in the known or unknown universe...Primal Light existed.

Gravity is actually a form of Primal Light.

by Dr. Patricia T. Pystrum July 27, 2020

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