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Josh

Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.
Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh
by BigDykNagar October 25, 2020
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable
Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones
by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011
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josh

josh can be used as a word to trick/tease someone, and can be used as a name, but no is joke
josh is person no haha funny

if you say josh as a joke you are a fatherus missingus
by joshfold April 28, 2022
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Josh

Your best friend that u were gonna date but your girl best friend is now dating him and your third wheeling and stuck in a funny gc and I hope they never see this but if they do heyyy josh and lindseyyy ✋🏻😘
Omg it’s josh! Cool that anime dude
by yxungsmash October 26, 2019
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Josh

Josh stop licking me
by Josh the licker July 31, 2018
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Josh George

The imbodiment of pure retardeness
Wow your so stupid, just like Josh George
by Sucide is my midddle name April 1, 2019
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