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Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.
developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."
by gotChaos? September 26, 2010
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Danzel moment

When you or someone whiffs and uses their trash set up and/or wifi as an excuse.
No way he whiffs and blames his mouse, that's such a Danzel moment.
by owentoar6969 January 20, 2022
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Serious Moment

When at any random time you say "Serious moment" and everyone looks at each other, whoever laughs looses.
Wow Castle Crashers is awesome i mean like-
Serious Moment
...
AHAH!
CRAP I LOST
by Umm Nigel.. October 18, 2008
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Vacay Moment

Swag,this is typically used during vacations when you're having fun
Man I had a great vacation!
What a Vacay Moment
by spider-man raimi November 9, 2020
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Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.
Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...
by Matthew Hawkins October 26, 2008
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John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019
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koblack moment

When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.
Ah, she cropped the photo. She was actually having a Koblack moment.
by locallygrown June 10, 2010
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