i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!

“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021

We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is very happy and very optimistic, always sees the END in the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp dauggg?
Person 2: I have no will to live. I'm so happyyyy.
Person 1: damn lucky dayyyy
I have no will to live anymore: a person who's very alive

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.

1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021