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French Handjob by bstujm September 16, 2025
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French staple
When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
French staple by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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French staple
When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
French staple by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
French shart fungus
A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
French shart fungus by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
french dullup
crazy joke that means the man love you so much
you know french man-to-man
you left with a tasty french dullup
you know french man-to-man
you left with a tasty french dullup
The crazy lesbian give the two man 5 michelin star she get the beautiful cream top french dullup, WoW!
french dullup by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
French spungle
French spungle by CoolTom October 31, 2025
French Carpenter
The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
French Carpenter by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025