A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 12, 2011
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The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.
Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
by WarriorOracle December 04, 2009
A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.
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