this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

dudes

A generalization of men, particularly ones that can get along very easily without any drama.

"Those dudes look pretty sharp." or "What's up dudes?" An example of two dudes would be girl friend's brother and her friend

by McGriffCrimeDog July 3, 2022

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

Dude Bingeing

When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.

I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.

by arhanka July 31, 2020

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 11, 2022

Duded

When a male sexual participant is faced with cuddling denial after sex with a female participant. In other words the girl rolls over and goes to sleep after sex and the guy wants to cuddle and she's like no

I can't believe she duded me after she wanted to do it with me for so long.

by Mary B. Poppinthebag January 15, 2022

Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022