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Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010
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Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").
When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"
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Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022
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Burn your cookies

by JOEMAMASFAT November 10, 2019
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Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
by S.A alpha January 2, 2021
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Cookie-cutter-lesbian

Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.
Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.
by Channel0818 October 20, 2014
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Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
by CornHustler March 12, 2023
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