parmesan cheese

Dry cum on ur balls from not cleaning up properly after masturbating

I heard you had parmesan cheese on your sack this morning.

by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004

cheese tits

slang for a chest that is excessively fat

"hey look at Nowar, not only does he have a gunt, but he's got a sweet set of cheese tits"

by Trevor Lang February 3, 2005

penis cheese

a cote of yellow cheese around a dick

Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it

by DickPuncher69 October 3, 2005

cheese cracker

A racial insult used by mainly asian against other asians.

Equivalent to "cracker" used against white people.

Unfortunately, asians LIKE being called cheeze crackers.

(also see cheezit)

White guy: Hey, what's up cracker?

Asian guy: It's CHEESE cracker you ignorant bitch! pfft, I ain't even white.

by Scuba Steve™ February 27, 2008

coon cheese

Coon Cheese: Can be confused as a racist phrase although is actually just a brand of cheese.

"Howdly Doodly young chap, you gots any of that COON cheese?"

"Oi thats racist you dog!"

"No, no, no young bizwy I meant the brand COON of cheese I have the bomb diggity, no discrimination, ma G"

by WoRdO_jOe October 22, 2017

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.

She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.

by Lolchica February 22, 2010