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Anal Beads Theory
Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
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breadcake bum
A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you
breadcake bum by realtalk81 February 3, 2015
Breadcrumbing
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
Breadcrumbing by Briness May 11, 2018
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Do a Bradbury
Basically its to win a contest as you're last the one standing. Came to phrase after Steven Bradbury's inspirational gold medal at the 2002 Winter Olympics Speed Skating event, when all other contestants crashed out leaving im as the winner!
Robbo was struggling in last place at the Gunamundra Annual Billy Cart race, when a huge bull stormed across the path and stopped, causing the 5 billy carts in front to veer off the track in to the scrub and out of the race. Crowd were cheering "Do a Bradbury" as he crossed the line as the victor!
Do a Bradbury by White Womble June 23, 2010
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ethan bradberry
The guy who pretended to rape a girl for a 'social experiment'.
Can be used to refer to someone batshit fucking insane with eyes that penetrate the soul.
Can be used to refer to someone batshit fucking insane with eyes that penetrate the soul.
Ethan: Yo yo I just pretended to gangrape that chick she was devastated
Any sane person: wtf who are you and how did you come into my house
Ethan: I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
Any sane person: wtf who are you and how did you come into my house
Ethan: I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
ethan bradberry by hiv420blazeit July 7, 2016