hoe bag

a hoe so extreme that she possesses the hoe-like qualities equal to that of a bag full of average hoes.

"Man, she is such a hoe."
"No. She's a hoe BAG!."

by fuckyourswagger March 6, 2012

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brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

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In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

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Sprite bagging

The process by which one becomes absurdly drunk by ingesting large quantities of sprite mixed with some form of hard liquor in a plastic bag. Must be sipped through a straw.

"Dude let's get shit faced tonight"

"Fuck yes - let's go sprite bagging!"

by Niers August 17, 2009

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