hoe bag

a hoe so extreme that she possesses the hoe-like qualities equal to that of a bag full of average hoes.

"Man, she is such a hoe."
"No. She's a hoe BAG!."

by fuckyourswagger March 6, 2012

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brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

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In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

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seed bag

a term quite commonly used to refer to anyone slightly creepy, namely old men, though male youth may also fall under this category.

omg, he is such a seed bag!

by squinty123 March 29, 2011

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Ash Bag

Two conditions:
1: Your herb bag is empty.
2: You are indoors with no ashtray.

So, you use the empty bag as an ashtray, known as the 'Ash Bag'

Josue: Hey man, where do I ash this?
Rick: Use the ASH BAG maaann

Jackie: Hey where's the ash tray
Jack: Use the Ash Bag!
Jackie: aww man, we're outta the herb?!?
Jack: Yes.
Josue: what?!?

by DiffrntStrokes March 29, 2011

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