Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

snaked

1) being suprised by the placement of a snake (real or fake) in an unusual place. This also applys to online mediums such as forums or emails containing an unexpected snake photo. Anyone who see the snake has effectively been snaked.

"Call me the professor cus I just took you to snkaed school!"

by Sean Murphy February 7, 2005

Snake

Xh snake

A person you thought was your friend. A snake will always be a snake

by Sssssssnake May 28, 2018

Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022

Snake

When You get the notification “Eric is typing...” after midnight knowing full well that he has a girlfriend and knows that you have a boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey guys Eric is typing again.
Girl 2: Omg he’s a snake. He should just leave you alone.

by Bunkerisnotacrime October 16, 2019

snake davis

A guy who hooks up with girls 10 years younger than him and is very talkative. He also hooked up with someone named flabby.

WOW! that guy over there reminds me of a snake davis.

by the walking taco2 October 3, 2017