Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.

I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Alabama

A state in the United States known for incest

“I love visiting Alabama in North America”

by Soapyismynickname April 22, 2019

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Sneaky

When you secretly get married to your cousin.

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."

by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022