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Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.
We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.
by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.
He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.
by Bg71112 January 2, 2022
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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
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chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable
Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!
by i'm juses November 28, 2018
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Alabama Slammer

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.
by Louminator69 April 17, 2025
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Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
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