Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof May 27, 2018

Max

Small mf who is a beast. Is chill when he wants to be and an animal when he feels like it. Seems like an idiot but has some high intellect. Is compatible with most type of people and is very noticeable when you're not compatible with him. Amazing and caring to close ones so it's a good choice to be close to him. Can give zero fucks about some things and many fucks about others. Cool guy in general if you get to know him.

Max is such an idiot.

by honeyeater November 23, 2021

Max Payne

A bad or fine girl

That shorty right there Max Payne

by Anti Cape February 7, 2022

Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022

Max

the most badass fucking person you will ever meet

did you see max last night the ladies love him especially my mom

by your______ March 24, 2021

Max Chan

Really awesome kid. Likes USSR memes and Korean girls. Hates gay people and people of the LGBTQ spectrum (extremely homophobic and unfunny). Max Chan likes Korean girls especially those will nice legs. However unfortunately, he is not your typical tall handsome idol. He likes to impress girls though most of the times it will fail. He goes on discord 25/8 and doesn't sleep. He is a genuine hard worker though sometimes he would get distracted by nearby girls.

Someone: Look at Max Chan trying to impress some Korean chicks!
Max Chan: Shut yo bitchass mouth about me smh

Aaron: Ayo whatcha doing Max Chan lets go impress some Korean babes
Max Chan: Yo looka dat girl, she such a chick; Can't wait to have some fun!

by BakamitaiSadmajima69 November 23, 2021