Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.

Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles

by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021

turtle

one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.

That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback

by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

warm turtle

The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.

My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.

by Che3zy April 18, 2021