doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 23, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018