A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 06, 2013
When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.
by TheCursorFucker3000 January 02, 2010
by Mr. Toasted October 11, 2007
A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.
The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."
by Joefish November 21, 2012
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
by TheTMJ November 25, 2016
Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.
by TheGreatSofaKing February 06, 2016
A political action whereby a witness testifying before the Unites States Congress, in which the result could be the firing, resignation or even criminal charges on the witness, is subjected to over-the-top grandstanding during questioning. If it is felt that the witness is "going down", "if they smell there is blood in the water, they will have as fun fun as they want with your mortal remains." (Veep S01E08). With all the Congressmen trying to get the soundbyte that is played over and over on news reels around the world. Shame, embarrassment, harrassment, humiliation, and partisan bias' toward the witness become the prevailing lines of questioning, until nothing of the witnesses character remains.
I sure hope Facebook keeps losing money, if they do, Mark Zuckerberg may catch some 'corpse fucking' by Congress when he testifies.
by jummpstart912 April 09, 2018