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Titty Mountain Girl

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009
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[Titty boom boom]

Noun/adjective

1. A word of exclaimation when the situation is dire and very serious.

2. The describe a dire or very serious situation.

3. Another word for a titjob.
1. Person 1: Dude, you left your phone on Mars.

Person 2: Titty boom boom!! We better ginger it back!

2. Girl 1: the guy you pulled last night wants to take you salsa dancing

Girl 2: Oh no!!! Thus is a total titty boom boom situation!

3. Guy 1: My girl totally titty boom boom-ed me last night

Guy 2: DUDE your so lucky bro
by StarCrossedWriter May 12, 2014
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big titty hoes

Them hoes that gots them big ass titties
"Damn you know katie she got them big ass titties"
"Damn Jaime is one of them big titty hoes"
"Hey where the fuck are them big tittie hoes ?"
by ErikTheBeast May 27, 2006
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Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.
You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."
by Paddleford July 27, 2008
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Leg and Titty Warmers

An article of clothing that can be either a very large pair of pants that can reach up as far as the breasts or a simple pair of overalls.
It goes without saying that leg and titty warmers keep you warm, but whether or not they are fashionable is uncertain.
by Iconoklastic~ June 26, 2010
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Fast Food Titties

When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.
"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"

"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"
by Aly_77 October 24, 2008
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titty's n cheese

Seeing a girl with an average or less than average face, but amazing titties. Nothin special, like macaroni. But when you add cheese.......DAMN! "Whoooo Hoooo, I'd like to get me some titty's n cheese!
by Jdogg69 April 11, 2014
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