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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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Cum-tick

Swallowing so much cum that a person bloats like a tick.
Look at the size of that cum-tick, he is a slut.
by TurtleD3 February 26, 2018
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Nut Tickel

When your girlfriend gags on your sack and you scream STOP IT TICKELS
My girlfriend gave me the old nut tickel when we fucked
by Menice Unspoken August 25, 2018
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Nicky thicky

by Zbryooooo October 11, 2018
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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
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sick tick

The duration of an illness.
I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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