Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

dry nose

When u suck so much dic, and u breathe thru ur nose obvi, ur nose gets all crusty and shit :/

"Bro I suck so much dick!!!"
"I can tell, u hoe with DRY NOSE"
"Bish u just mad I gettin dick"

by I have dry nose October 9, 2016

Elevator Nose

Somebody that is always rootin' through another person's entire house with the intentions of stealing your shit.

Here comes Elevator Nose, he's from one floor to the next!

by Ilovemybrothersgirlfriend August 19, 2025

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

pigeon nose

Slut who will sniff any man she walks past

“Oooh she’s definitely got a pigeon nose”

by underwaterhoe12 August 12, 2024

nose tickler

When you stick your nose in the female vagina whilst she is rubbing her pubic hair on the top of your nose

“Damn you is ticklin my nose, you’s must be a nose tickler”

by Anolehairy September 30, 2020

sleepy man nose filter

A nose filter device used by men to stop the spread of dandruff when sniffing a females body hair.

My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.

by gatordick November 24, 2023