sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015

Night you out

Knock/ed out, send you into a coma, black out, dizziness, sleeping...

(Coded wording for certain scenarios)

“I’ll night you out”

“Last night I was nighted out”
“Dude got nighted by some cat from the other side of the block”

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

jenny craig night

when you get so wasted that you start puking

Lets pull a jenny craig night!!

by jennycraiger March 21, 2010

Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021

Mr Night Light

a guy that likes Lankybox and always sings "adopt me can't you see it's the dream"

boy: OMG ITS Mr NIGHT LIght
girl: ara ara

by ryan han 123 May 9, 2022

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

baghdad night bus

When a group of naked men form an orderly line ballsack to ballsack (balls next to balls) hence Baghdad night bus. And when having a "good" time they shout "Baghdad!". The sound of ball "thwacking" can be heard from the UK to Baghdad.

James, kris and Chris had a thwacking Baghdad night bus last night!

by Baghdad Bus Driver December 24, 2014