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two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
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Two Dad Man

A man that literally has two dads. Either two gay dads, or just two dads.
Sam Lloyd has two dads, therefore he is a two dad man.
by Teshawn Miller October 24, 2006
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Quarter Past Two

A Jewish person. From British rhyming slang quarter past two = Jew.
I’m sure Isaac could get you a good deal on a tailor made suit; he is a quarter past two after all.



Hendon is a part of London where the time is always quarter past two.
by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008
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Two-Timer Bowl

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.
Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.
by Keisman18 November 11, 2010
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two guys and the trailer

two guys and the trailer is a joke.
one time there were these two guys and they saw a long line of men lined up at a trailer and a sign on it said 25 cents.
one guy said whats that line for? the other said I don't know give me a quarter and I a find out. so he took the quarter and waited in line.
when he got to the trailed a woman took his quarter fucked him and kicked him out the other door.
the other guy said to him so what was it? the guy said I don't know but you got another quarter?
did you hear the one about the two guys and the trailer?
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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a two cents plane

this slang is frecuently used in New York,which means a glass of water.
I´m scorching,will you please give me a two cents plane?
by jose venegas October 3, 2005
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