West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

Soup

Water that as dinner food flavor. You get 0 Nutrition out of it. Taste like shit.

Person A "What is this? Taste like piss that has spices in it"

Person B "Thats soup."

by Toadacid July 18, 2022

Cracker soup

a white person in a tubby

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup

by bravo kun July 19, 2022

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022

Sorrow Soup

A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.

"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

beet soup

Beat soup is known to be the period clumps you get in your mouth while eating a girl out on her period.

Yo my girl was on her period and i ate that beet soup up like it was fried chicken.

by henny mommy July 23, 2022

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022