pickled fresh

someone who looks nice but smells nasty

a boy wearing a designer outfit but smells like a dead fish on a city bus when the windows can't open is pickled fresh

by rami chll November 11, 2008

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Meat pickle

A collection of unwanted pork byproduct, lips, assholes, knuckles etc; ie it’s a Hot Dog

Can I have mustard and chili on my meat pickle

by SlumericanSik October 10, 2019

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Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 16, 2015

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Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 01, 2021

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You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 03, 2021

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