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Speed Walks 

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .
Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."
Speed Walks by BrownBearr November 17, 2017
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Speedwood 

Geographical location, situated in the City of Cockburn, Perth, Western Australia. Aptly named due to the high presence at any given time of so-called meth-heads. See also Spearweird
Dude, trouble is rife in Speedwood today, centrelink payments must be in!
Speedwood by Skippidy-doo-dah December 22, 2017
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A fast like action that moves very quickly with no one seeing this action.
I speeped my mother’s money into my wallet.
Speep by BigHunter50 November 19, 2018

Speed Dream 

A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.
Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.
Speed Dream by TheOriginalAZ January 4, 2019

Speedbagging

When your female partner has an enlarged hemorrhoid and at the time of performing oral sex just before climax you slide your tongue down and bop the said hemorrhoid back and forth to mimic a boxing speedbag.
Bro i speedbaged my girl last night and she twitched like she had 1.21 gigawatts runnin 88 mph through her fart biscuit. Speedbagging at its finest
Speedbagging by Phatboy123 January 25, 2019
Lightning McQueen
"I am speed"
-Lightning McMqueen
Speed by ChickenOfAges April 23, 2019