that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
by anonymous May 25, 2023

February 23rd is officially "show your favorite meme page your tits day". It's a day when people bare their breasts in appreciation for their favorite meme pages.
by VirtualShaft February 23, 2024

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2024

When you are on a USMC shooting range and have finiahed a drill your coach says this to tell you to clear all rounds from the chamber and take out a magazine if one is inserted. Alternitively, to bust inside a bitch and pull out so that your cock is "clear" of all semen
by Naes218 May 31, 2018

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.
"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"
by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
by Livingngaming March 13, 2020
