the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath
(at the mall)
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.
Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.
Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.
by Jamie Breezy January 18, 2009
Get the mall syndrome mug.The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.
The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.
Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.
Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."
"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."
"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."
"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."
"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
by TrevorEG October 30, 2013
Get the PTA Syndrome mug.A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.
-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
by crunchynutbutter November 21, 2011
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Person A:
"Sara enjoys his company online, but it seems they were unable to maintain their relationship very long once they met outside of cyberspace."
Person B:
"They are just another couple formed from Avatar Syndrome."
"Sara enjoys his company online, but it seems they were unable to maintain their relationship very long once they met outside of cyberspace."
Person B:
"They are just another couple formed from Avatar Syndrome."
by Dr. JM November 23, 2011
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Get the DanDead Syndrome mug.Greenwall Syndrome is when a fan of the Call of Duty league franchise "OpTic Gaming" becomes so obsessed with the team that all logic flies out the window
Symptoms include:
Agreeing with everything an OpTic player says
Making awful excuses about why OpTic lost a game (eg. "It was Rigged!")
Arguing with anyone on twitter who says OpTic isn't the best
Symptoms include:
Agreeing with everything an OpTic player says
Making awful excuses about why OpTic lost a game (eg. "It was Rigged!")
Arguing with anyone on twitter who says OpTic isn't the best
That guy over there thinks that Scumpii is better than daddy AbeZy, he clearly has Greenwall Syndrome
by OpTicFan1234 June 18, 2021
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Then you film 1.009.237 movies about your heroism in that war, and how you kicked their butt.
Then you film 1.009.237 movies about your heroism in that war, and how you kicked their butt.
by mare093 January 7, 2012
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