September 10th

September 10th also known as national peg your best friend in the laundry room while your dog and cat watch day.

Strap ‘em on ladies,it’s September 10th!!

by DrGigglyAss August 5, 2024

September 28

National kiss your crush day

Boy: Omg it’s September 28, you should kiss your crush
Girl: Okay! *kiss*

by applesauces are hot September 26, 2021

september 27th

this is national kiss tall people day. the day where short girlfriends kiss their tall girlfriend

short girlfriend: what day is it
tall girlfriend: september 27th you know what that means
short girlfriend: *kisses tall girlfriend*

by venuspenis886 September 26, 2021

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025

September 11

When the best guy in the world changed america forever

Whats your favourite day?
Definetely september 11th!

by Nick hater💣💣🧨💥✈️🏢🏢🔥🔥👳🏻‍♂️ August 8, 2023

September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022