Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?
Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th
Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!
Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th
Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!
by Stinkysteve897 September 8, 2021
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You like anime? Simp for an anime character.
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This month is not 'No Simp September,' but rather 'Start To Simp September.'
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You have a celebrity crush? Simp for them hard.
This month is not 'No Simp September,' but rather 'Start To Simp September.'
by AnimeFanWhoEatsAnimeFood October 30, 2020
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Rando: Hey it’s September 20th today, guess who’s born on this day!?
Crush: Who’s?
Rando: Ella’s!!! Its also national give head day for people born on September 20th. You have to give Ella head now.
Crush: oh cool, I’ve been waiting for this day!
Crush: Who’s?
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Crush: oh cool, I’ve been waiting for this day!
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