September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 10th

Ava appreciation day

September 10th
-today is the day you appreciate your friend named ava
friend 1:isn’t ava so great?
friend 2:you’re right we should really express our gratitude of her presence to her

by Drake’s ex babymama July 23, 2022

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

September 3

National kiss your crush day

Me: do you know what today is

Crush: what?
Me: September 3

by Why u wanna know September 1, 2021

11 september

kiss a boy/girl

11 september, u gotta kiss some pretty boys and girls

by user6194720492 September 9, 2021

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

September 10

National liars day. 66% of pathological liars were born this day

Most liars are born on September 10th

by pejeh September 9, 2025