september 11th is national suck off your guy friend day! on this day all the girls (or guys) get a free pass to be able to blow their best friend!
josh: "omg im so horny i could really use some head right now"
you: "its September 11th so I gotchu."
you: "its September 11th so I gotchu."
by goofyahhmonkey September 12, 2022
Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
by Erbo October 10, 2013
The dates when the most perfect couple was born, Libra and Aquarius. They are the best out there, they cannot ever be broken and no matter what they go through, they will always stand back right on their feet, loving each other even more.
by GtEmiGt May 24, 2022
by robster the gobster December 4, 2022
September 26th is national ‘show me your butthole’ day. It’s an amazing holiday for all booty lovers, so don’t be shy, and show a friend your ass.
by Chokolatemoose September 27, 2023
Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today
Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today
Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today
by moeshaaaaaaaa September 23, 2022
by Jw1692 September 3, 2023