Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!

Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty Crow

The act of shooting someone to death on a film set with a prop gun nobody knew was loaded.

Did you hear Alec Baldwin gave someone the ol' Rusty Crow? Just like what happened to Brandon Lee.

by AstroZamboni April 28, 2024

rusty tinny

The rusty tinny, when your homeboy with a big thick erect dong comes up behind you while motorboating a large breasted woman, so you proceed to bat his cock while making engine noises and going nip 2 nip with your lips on that hoe. Akin to driving a tinny with an outboard motor.

Yo my homie walked in on me and Brittany motorboating, so I gave him a rusty tinny and helped a brother out.

by Firebeast888 June 20, 2019

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats

My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022