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Rusty Gear

The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
mugGet the Rusty o-ringmug.

rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.
Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!
by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020
mugGet the rusty nailmug.

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 4, 2022
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Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning
Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020
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Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"
"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."
by Dewayne January 17, 2013
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Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020
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