Pulling a Youssef

When at JROTC camp, a dude jacks his dick in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.

Guy #1: Yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.

by pswag2016 February 11, 2015

Pull it up

Prove someone said something or did something by looking back in your text messages or Facebook messages or camera roll.

Person 1: Man, I wasn't scared of that dude, I was about to fight him.
Person 2: Dude, you was scared. I got it on video, you want me to pull it up?

by DatBayouBoy July 14, 2016

Pulling a chester

Suicide by hanging

Chester bennington the lead singer of linkin park was pulling a chester in his home

by Pullingachester July 27, 2017

Pulling a Nakoma

When you tell someone you love them, then leave.

*In call*
Emma: hey
nakoma: uuh hi
nakoma: I love you
* is pulling a nakoma *
Emma : oof k lol

by magicthiccness February 3, 2019

Pulling A Fabian

This happens when someone hears a joke, and then utters it to themselves after hearing it.

Ghee, carl is always Pulling A Fabian every time a say a joke!

Dang, Mike's jokes are constantly victims of people pulling Fabians!

by Maine Mapper November 20, 2017

Pulling a Lochte

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

by AUMagic August 12, 2012

Pulling a Barski

When any Sex (Male/Female) Goes out and Fucks there Ex Who has a new love partner!

Neil: Hey Matt I totally just pulled a Barski last night
Matt: Dude thats so fucking funny! stupid bitch deserved it
Neil: Lol right before I did it I totally thought of your story!
Matt: I feel bad for her new bf!
PULLING A BARSKI!

by Bar-Skee June 29, 2011